It’s not often that something good comes out of a slip-and-fall. Today, though, it rekindled an old romance, and it even helped one woman find her newest family member. Meet Jessica Allred. Lately, Mrs. Allred has been a little unhappy with the direction her life has been going. While the income from her job is […]
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Local Kids Too Cool for Custody Hearing
While their parents are in the courtroom, fighting over a custody agreement neither are satisfied with, three siblings are taking off on their BMX bikes, skateboards, and when they’re old enough, their dad’s old motorcycle. Meet Lexi, Jack, and Nicki, the coolest kids on the block. So cool, it seems that their parents have no […]
Taking a Risk on Love: How Two Divorced Bank Robbers Found Each Other
Sometimes, we find love in the most unexpected places. That’s what both Benjamin and Maria Avery—names changed to protect their privacy—thought when they met in the middle of a bank robbery they were both committing. “I mean it was love at first sight,” Benjamin said, taking his wife and partner-in-crime’s hand. “Besides, it’s not like […]
Fangs for Nothing: Vampires Seek Divorce, Split Centuries of Junk
After centuries of living together and acting as head members of the vampire clans of Chicago, Vivienne and Hubert Barneby are seeking a divorce, which could affect many of the local blood-suckers as the clan is rocked with the split. “Admittedly, most of us aren’t surprised,” Anastasia van der Wolf, their 240-year-old neighbor, said in […]
Local Man Loses Man Cave, Children
“She really pulled the rug out from under me, and right at playoffs. Where am I going to watch the big game with the boys now?” After fifteen years of marriage, James Weber, 36, is losing some of the most important things in his life: his flat-screen TV, his favorite couch, and his special corner […]