Sometimes, we find love in the most unexpected places. That’s what both Benjamin and Maria Avery—names changed to protect their privacy—thought when they met in the middle of a bank robbery they were both committing. “I mean it was love at first sight,” Benjamin said, taking his wife and partner-in-crime’s hand. “Besides, it’s not like […]
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Fangs for Nothing: Vampires Seek Divorce, Split Centuries of Junk
After centuries of living together and acting as head members of the vampire clans of Chicago, Vivienne and Hubert Barneby are seeking a divorce, which could affect many of the local blood-suckers as the clan is rocked with the split. “Admittedly, most of us aren’t surprised,” Anastasia van der Wolf, their 240-year-old neighbor, said in […]
Local Man Loses Man Cave, Children
“She really pulled the rug out from under me, and right at playoffs. Where am I going to watch the big game with the boys now?” After fifteen years of marriage, James Weber, 36, is losing some of the most important things in his life: his flat-screen TV, his favorite couch, and his special corner […]